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20. My brain lives two years into the future and my mouth lives ten minutes into the past. Sometimes I leave the inside of my mind long enough to write something. I like apples and the smell of new books.Unashamed intersectional feminist and Jesus-lover. Flag Counter

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how to give a great blowjob

pornstarwars:

gently blow on the penis but do not blow too hard else he will get scared and retreat back inside


magnacarterholygrail:

me pretty much always

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One to Ten :)

from Anonymous


01: tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now?
- well it was a combination of several things, but I knew I liked him the first time he called me a doofus :)

02: what on your body is hurting or bothering you?
- I have a bruise on my thigh and I don’t know how it got there

03: what was your last thought before going to bed last night?
- I was thinking about finally getting back to England

04: what are you listening to?
- Loliwe by Zahara

05: what’s something you’re not looking forward to?
- My sister going back to boarding school on Sunday

06: where do you think your best friend is right now?
- At home, probably

07: have you kissed anybody in the last five days?
- No :(

08: favorite song ?
- I don’t have ONE favourite song, I listen to a lot of different stuff

09: kiss on the first date?
- It depends, but I have done it before

10: is there one person you want to be with right now?
- My boyfriend


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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom


pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101

pinkcookiedimples:

How To Deal With Thirsty Mofos 101


iggy azalea: first things first im a racist

swedishpapa:

50c:

Where’s drake

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