Social justice warriors are so racist, they think that someone’s skin color automatically means they must hold different views on a topic, and there’s no way white people could ever represent their totally different and unique thoughts on a matter.
ikr when will the white people ever get to tell their side :[[[[[[[[ if there’s one voice that is underrepresented in everything, it’s the white person’s voice
I think the best way to start a sentence is “So back when I was a bee keeper”
back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me
lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos
I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.
why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god
when a mutual unfollows you first
so then you unfollow them right back
the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around
I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE
Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend
YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!
Drake and Nicki Minaj in the anaconda video