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20. My brain lives two years into the future and my mouth lives ten minutes into the past. Sometimes I leave the inside of my mind long enough to write something. I like apples and the smell of new books.Unashamed intersectional feminist and Jesus-lover. Flag Counter

categoryfivenerd:

communismkills:

Social justice warriors are so racist, they think that someone’s skin color automatically means they must hold different views on a topic, and there’s no way white people could ever represent their totally different and unique thoughts on a matter.

ikr when will the white people ever get to tell their side :[[[[[[[[ if there’s one voice that is underrepresented in everything, it’s the white person’s voice


(Source: softwaring)


the-lonely-scottish-guy:

I think the best way to start a sentence is “So back when I was a bee keeper”


ectoplasmicinterloper:

back when i was a bee keeper my bees were really gentle and one time i scooped up a handful of them and i got rly emotional and wanted to kiss them and i essentially faceplanted myself into a palm full of bees while crying and that’s an important fact about me


ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

(Source: etferus)


pixelbabes:

when a mutual unfollows you first

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so then you unfollow them right back

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the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

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themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE

themethfairy:

I FOUND A SECRET SHARING WEBSITE AND THIS IS THE BEST ONE



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whitegirlsaintshit:

controlledeuphoria:

meanfaggot:

Paris: “yah”

Nicole Richie taught me how to be a friend

YAAAAASSSSS NICOLE DRAG HA!

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ruinedchildhood:Drake and Nicki Minaj in the anaconda video

ruinedchildhood:

Drake and Nicki Minaj in the anaconda video

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